Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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