Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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