Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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