We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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