Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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