Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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