Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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