terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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