My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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