I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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