Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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