Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
