omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
