i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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