This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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