I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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