Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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