In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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