i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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