Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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