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No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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