Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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