I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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