I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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