Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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