I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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