The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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