Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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