I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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