Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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