last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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