The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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