Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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