We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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