Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
