his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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