Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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