You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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