Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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