apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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