I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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