Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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