You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
