Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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