I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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