I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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