Don't you send me to vm
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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