Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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