He is an equal opportunity slut.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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