Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
there is puke in my bra ... again
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