Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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